Friday 19 October 2012

SANTA - BANTA SHAYARI


  Santa's wife to Santa

  Tumhara dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hain

  Tum use rokte kyon nahi ?

  SANTA : Kyo roku uss kutte ko ?

  Usne mujhe roka tha kya.....




  Santa apni sister ke sath cycle par ja raha tha

  Koi Bola: Oye mashuka le ke ja raha hain ?

  Santa ne guse me thapad maar ke kaha

  Oye mashuka hogi teri, meri to behen hain.....




  SANTA: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ?

  MOM: Nahi to !

  SANTA: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ?




  SANTA : Yar murgi ke bachche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai

  BANTA : Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise

                  jate hai.....




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