Santa's wife to Santa
Tumhara dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hain
Tum use rokte kyon nahi ?
SANTA : Kyo roku uss kutte ko ?
Usne mujhe roka tha kya.....
Santa apni sister ke sath cycle par ja raha tha
Koi Bola: Oye mashuka le ke ja raha hain ?
Santa ne guse me thapad maar ke kaha
Oye mashuka hogi teri, meri to behen hain.....
SANTA: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ?
MOM: Nahi to !
SANTA: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ?
SANTA : Yar murgi ke bachche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai
BANTA : Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise
jate hai.....
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